Children's Knock-Knock Jokes: More Laughs and More Funny Jokes for Kids (and Adults too)
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Children’s Knock-Knock Jokes – Even More Laughs and Funny Jokes for Kids
Who doesn’t like a good knock-knock joke? My original Children’s Knock-Knock Jokes was fun to write and as I have had requests for more, I couldn’t resist writing this second compilation of jokes.
Seeing that Halloween is around the corner, I have added a few extra ones just for Halloween!
Have a great laugh today, and share it with someone because everyone could use a good laugh!
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10 More Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ya
Ya who?
What’d ya getting all excited about?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wood
Wood who?
Wood you like to let me in now?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Avon
Avon who?
Avon want to trink your blood!
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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Andrew
Andrew who?
Andrew all over the wall.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dill
Dill who?
Dill we meet again!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you will see.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Vampire
Vampire who?
Vampire State Building.
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Eye
Eye who?
Eye know who you are!!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a ghost!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you! ♥ ♥
Copyright Beth100
© October 10, 2010
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tHErEDpILL -- ha ha I will try to recollect some more funnies to share! Glad you like these ones too!
Dave Sibole -- I hope that she laughs and laughs and laughs! I cannot think of a more contagious laugh than that of a child who is laughing -- truly, truly laughing! Thank you!
Funny stuff, I need more!!! More jokes!!!
Going to share this with my 8 year old grand daughter. She is a lover of jokes.
Mike -- Thank you and there is no greater compliment than a 6 year old bellowing with laughter! :)
my 6 year old son has been asking me about NN jokes and we found this paqe nice work
Rafini - Just for you, I'll start to collect for the next one! I have a few more already....so get ready for a few more laughs. Thanks Rafini!
Whoever created the knock-knock joke was far more creative than me and I wait in line to be the next one to see - what you'll come up with next! lol Loved 'em!!
Kennynext -- When one laughs,the world laughs with you. (or something like that) Either way, I believe in this wholeheartedly. Thank you for coming and sharing some laughs.
Thank you. We all need more humor in our lives.
Fiddleman -- Thanks! Have a good day!
these are so cute!
Cheeky Girl -- lol You're too funny! :)
TattoGuy -- How sweet you are! I loves you too and am sooo happy you've been bye. I'm missing you terribly. xox
Sofs -- So glad you laughed!! And, I'll be around for a while, so take your time reading. :) Thanks Sofs!
I am such a big kid for saying this, but I loved the Knock-knock jokes here. Had a blast checking these out. Icecreamed out loud! :)
I gotta admit I hate Knock Knock jokes but as I loves you I rated it funny ; ) xox
TylerCapp -- LOL That is a great one!! I've told it my kids and they roared with laughter. Thank you for the great joke, but more so for the laughs and smiles!
Oh Beth , I have a lot of reading to catch up with if you all your hubs are like this, lol that is what I really did!! lol
Everybody loves a great knock knock joke. Maybe some of my students will get a good laugh out of these.
My favorite kid-friendly joke at the moment is:
A magician is driving down the road and then he turns into a driveway.
:o)
DjBryle -- Awww, that's so sweet of you! I'm glad some sun broke through the clouds for you. :) BTW, love your smile! :)
Thanks Beth, you made my day bright! I had a sunshine in my house although it's raining outside! tc =)
easyguyevo -- ha ha your laugh is completely contagious!!! Gotta luv ya for that!!! :D
Mythbuster -- Ah, you and Chris keep me on my toes!! I might just have to write an article on the history of these jokes!! :) If you find out, let me know. I'd be curious to find out myself. I'm glad you liked these, and yes, they are refreshingly clean! I'm working on the third hub with more good ones. Thanks Mythbuster! :)
LOLZ!! Thats all I have to say, LOL!
Chris - I'm not sure if they exist in other countries or not. I'll have to research, or I'm sure Mythbuster will let us know. :) I'm glad you're smiling -- and you've brought a smile to my face too. :) Keep that smile! xox
Very nice, Beth100. I've enjoyed this hub - clean jokes for a change - kind of refreshing. I'm wondering the same thing as Christoph Reilly tho' - wondering if knock knock jokes exist in other cultures. I will have to check around 'bout that.
Thanks for sharing these jokes, Beth100... I'll be back soon to see if you add more.
Ah, the simple joy of a knock knock joke. Is there anyone who didn't grow up with them? Do they exist in other cultures? Do you know? I wonder. You always bring a smile to my face, Beth. Hey...maybe that's why I haven't been smiling lately! :(
Quill -- I love to see smiles on others' -- the pleasure is all mine! Thank you Quill. Peace and light. (Ahh, and how I miss home!)
LOve these... smiles are the sunshine that makes the day of others and you have brought sunshine into the home this day.
Blessings and Hugs from Alberta
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